By Max Hattuer. Not written as an entry but I lifted it anyway cos it appealed. :)
This also appears on SLAIndustries.net


Colour Code:
White
Required SCL:
10
Department:
Health and Safety
Training Package:
Investigation/Interrogation
Coverage:
Third Eye News
Bonus:
300c/Squad
Text:
Investigate Wonker Chocolate Factory in Suburbia Industrial Sector 81, preliminary reports indicate possibility of Skin Trade involvment.

Background:

5 years ago, the Wonker Chocolate factory in Suburbia started a lottery to let children and thier parents win a VIP tour of the facility.

The lottery works as follows: Children, or thier parents, buy candy bars from local stores that carry the Wonker brandname, when the candy is opened, if the inside or the wrapper is gold, they win. There are only 6 winners per year.

This has caused a few riots in Suburbia as Wonker candy bars are very popular.

Reports have been made of children and parents missing after visiting this facility. Strange men have also been seen in the area.

The Factory is owned by William 'Willy' Wonker, the man who gives the popular VIP tours (normal cost is 100c/person for the tour)


Information:

The strange men in the area are employees of Mr Wonker. They are approximately 4' high and have orange skin (Lumo), wear white jumpsuits (PV 4 ID 5 in all locations except head) and a funny white hat (PV 4 ID 5).

The strange men are all members of an old Frother clan called the Oomperloomps, renowned at one point for their singing abilities. They are all addicted to Lumo, and prefer the orange version of the drug (orange #34 to be exact)

The tour normally goes as follows:

Mr Wonker meets all the children at the gate and brings them inside with thier parent/guardian to show them around and give them free samples. From there, children start to disappear in odd unexplained ways with thier parent/guardian. After about 4 or 5 hours, a balloon is seen to leave the factory and head out over Suburbia.

Supposedly, the child and guardian are taken to a place to live in splendor.


What is really going on:

Mr Wonker and the Oomperloomps are actually involved in procuring fresh faces for the Skin Trade. The disappearences are all staged through the use of gastrochemicalbiology. Some of the candies inside the factory are injected with a myriad of different chemical concoctions to produce wild and varied results that Wonker tells the group, "Perfectly safe, just needs a few bugs worked out, the Oomperloomps will fix them right up and send them home. Let that be a lesson to you, only eat what I say you can eat, no stealing."

The Oomperloomps will then take the child away, with the parent/guardian...never to be seen again...

The children and the parents/guardians are taken underground and put through intense psychological torture consisting of the Oomperloomps singing constantly. These songs have very invasive tunes and words that hypnotize the victims, along with many psychoactive drugs that are given to the now docile captives, the Oomperloomps create sex slaves out of them for sale to the Skin Trade.


hehe, my inspiration...
http://www.dribbleglass.com/articles/wonka-scandal.htm

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